Things customers say

This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.

"Customer: What is the smallest size you sell this dress in?
Me: Size 10.
Customer: Oh, do you not have it in size 13?"

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