Things customers say

This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.

"Old person: No, I can't do Wednesday, I'll be going to the crematorium, which is where all my friends seem to be these days.
*awkward silence*"

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