Things customers say

This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.

"Customer: I want to return this.
Me: OK, what was wrong with it?
Customer: Nothing.
Me: Err..."

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