Things customers say

This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.

"Me: I'm 30 minutes late.
Customer: What time will you get here?
Me: 30 minutes after I said I would.
Customer: Oh right, thank you."

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