Things customers say

This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.

"Customer: Obviously I'm just wondering if, like, obviously I'll be in Marlow next week.
Me: None of that was obvious."

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