Things customers say

This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.

"Customer: How much would this be?
Me: It's £5.
Customer: What, even with my discount card?
Me: No, because you didn't tell me you were using one."

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