Things customers say

This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.

"Customer: I wish to make a complaint I have received the most terrible service my daughter who is only 25 and is dyslexic has been expected to pay for her product herself and she is only a student who is disabled. What will your Southport office do?
Me: I'm sorry, we don't have a Southport office.
Customer: Why didn't you tell me I was calling the wrong number?
Me: I couldn't get a word in!"

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