This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.
"Customer: Have you got the phone number for Head Office?
Me: Yes, it's -
Customer: Oh hold on, I'll just get a pen.
(half an hour of searching noises)"