Things customers say

This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.

"Customer: My name is Mrs. Snow, like Now but with an S. S-N-O-W.
Me: I get it."

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