Things customers say

This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.

"Customer: Can you give me the number for *names rival business*?
(spends ages getting the number and waiting for them to write it down)
Customer: Well I tried that but they're not there."

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