This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.
"(customer walks past hundreds of signs telling them which way to go)
Me: I'm sorry, you've come to the wrong place.
Customer: But I've been waiting for ages!"