Things customers say

This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.

"Me: Just to warn you, it will take quite a few hours.
Customer: That's fine.
(five minutes later)
Customer: Is it going to take any longer?"

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