Things customers say

This website was created for anyone who has been paid to utter the dreaded phrase, "how can I help you". Within minutes you will find yourself banging your head against the desk. Relive some of the worst moments here. We want all entries to be true stories.

"(after half an hour of basically shouting at someone who's not understanding)
Customer: I knew I should have put my hearing aid in."

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